Imagine a world where friendly green nuclear zombie squirrels wander from house to house, collecting eyeballs for Winter. Now imagine that one of them lives in your yard, occupying a welcoming perch in full view of the neighbors. I know, right? Pretty great…

This guy stands about 8 inches tall, and weighs about 6 lbs.

Made by John Kieltyka

He’s cast concrete and hand-painted with spray paint and enamel, so he’ll last a good long while in the rain and snow :)

AND he’s the only one in existence (or is he?…)